~ Birthday ~

Couch Wars Brother Birthday

$6.99~ free shipping ~

A birthday card for your brother that nails sibling rivalry — affectionate ribbing, crayon-drawn chaos, and that remote you both definitely deserved. Handwritten inside.

Handwritten by our robot

A real pen on real paper — looks genuinely handwritten

Free shipping in the US

Mailed in 1-2 business days. Send to yourself or directly to the recipient.

Satisfaction guaranteed

Not happy? We'll rewrite and resend for free.